Yo dont text me then not text me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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