Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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