so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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