I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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