When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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