My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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