you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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