Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I understand Curling. That high.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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