She is in my trunk
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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