At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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