I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I believe in your delicious
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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