Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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