my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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