let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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