32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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