how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I understand Curling. That high.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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