she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
