And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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