my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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