So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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