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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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