I'm really into asian looking animals
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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