Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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