I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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