My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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