Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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