I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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