awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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