Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.