what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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