I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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