Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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