Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The adults are the big ones right?
where are my eyebrows?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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