Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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