Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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