Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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