Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You ate ashes out of my bong
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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