Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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