butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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