your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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