Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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