And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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