have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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