dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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