i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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