How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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