She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Send help, water and tortillas.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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