But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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