Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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