yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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