yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky š
You told him he ācould park his dick in your garageā.
Well he didnāt. It shouldnāt be this hard to get a penis.
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