Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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