just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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