he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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