So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I did not marry a roomba.
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